Sex! Now that I have you attention, please please please Help a Baby Eater Out

Most of you horror blog readers are probably well acquainted with the wit and wonders of Mattsuzaka, the gatekeeper to one of the web's most enjoyable hangouts, Chuck Norris Ate My Baby (.blogspot.com). From Freddy's Friday Night Guest Party to some of the most memorable podcast voicemail in podistory, this strapping young fellow simply makes the Internet (and world) a better place to be.


What you might not know about Matt is that his fiancee is kickass. Kidney kickass. A few years back, his lady donated one of her own to help keep him the roundhouse kicking master we all know and adore. If that's not love, then WALL-E isn't adorable.

And WALL-E is eff you cee kaying adorable.


Now, here's where you--and you, you, and you--show your awesomeness. Matt & Liz are entered in a fancy dancy contest wherein they can win a dream wedding. All they need is a whole bunch of votes from YOU (and you, you, and you) to get to one last round of engaged couple throwdowns, where judges will ultimately select the recepients. Considering their so-romantic-it-makes-me-cry-slash-vomit love story, I believe their odds are good.


Here's how to help:


1. Go to HERE and register (it's free and you can uncheck any pesky box that dares to send you email).
2. Log in EVERY DAY for the next TWO WEEKS and vote here, picking (unless you want my wrath) Matt & Liz
3. Do this tomorrow.
4. Do this the next day.
5. See #2.
6. Rinse.
7. Wash.
8. Repeat.

I finally met Mr. Zaka this weekend at HorrorHound (photos hopefully on their way) and I can't tell you enough: this man is superb. He and his gal have been through a lot and if there's one couple that deserves to ride down the aisle on a winged unicorn wearing Swarovski crystals, it's them.