Showing posts with label romero. Show all posts
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Wednesday, July 13, 2011

NERD ALERT! Shock Value


If you're even a ticket stub-size as movie nerdy as I am, then you're most likely always on the lookout for a good physical BOOK (remember those?) about genre film. There are the personal library shelf standards--Carol Clover’s Men Women & Chainsaws, Kim Newman's Nightmare Movies or the Joe Bob Briggs canon, to name a few--along with less impressive works, generally those that aim for unworthy self-importance or offer nothing more than tidbits gleamed from a director commentary track.
TLC Book Tours sent me, and many of my favorite fellow film bloggers Jason Zinoman’s new book, Shock Value, now available from Penguin Press. Focusing on a handful of auteurs who helped shape horror as we know it today, Zinoman explores how American horror of the late 1960s and 1970s evolved past its playful, mostly innocent roots into something realer, bleaker, and deeper.
Wes Craven, John Carpenter, Dan O'Bannon, George Romero, Roman Polanski, William Friedken and Brian De Palma get the most attention as Zinoman’s writing shapes just how they came to make their flagship films. Yes, some of the anecdotes have been heard before in interviews and DVD extras, but Zinoman lays it out in a manner that's both comprehensive and interesting, lending insight into how everything from Craven’s strained relationship with his Christian mother to Hooper’s experience documenting a shooting victim’s death in an ER led to such creations as Last House On the Left and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

Virtually every horror fan with a DVD player knows about William Shatner's connection to Michael Meyers, but most have never learned the decades-long saga of John Carpenter’s frenemy-like relationship with his one-time collaborator and pal, the late Dan O’Bannon. O’Bannon, the superbrain behind Alien and creator of Return of the Living Dead, might very well be one of horror and science fiction’s most important figures of all time, yet it’s rare that the writer/director gets his due. Unlike most of the other directors on profile, Zinoman follows a large chunk of O’Bannon’s career, including everything from his work on Dark Star to how his Crohn’s disease birthed (pun sorta intended) one of cinema’s scariest scenes of all time. It’s refreshing to get a fair and multi-faceted portrait of a criminally underrated talent, even if it means making Carpenter, long-time hero of genre fans, come off as, well, a bit of a jerk.

For the other filmmakers, Zinoman narrows his focus to their earlier work, using the common misconception of Hitchock’s grandfatherly status in the new wave of horror as a starting point. "As influential as he was, the notion that Hitchcock is the inventor of the modern horror genre is overstated," Zinoman claims, citing the explanatory nature of Psycho’s coda as the exact opposite of what the Shock Value subjects did with their own nihilistic spins. The Exorcist is commonly referenced as the key representative of this brand of horror, but I’d never quite heard how Friedken’s interest in the work of minimalist playwright Harold Pinter lent so much to general structure and ambiguity of the film (something author William Blatty fought against and lost until the special edition released 20 years later). 

Some territory has been well-tread, including a few morally dubious tricks Polanski used on Mia Farrow during Rosemary’s Baby and how Gunnar Hanson was so miserable while playing Leatherface that he actually found himself wanting to hurt Marilyn Burns’ Sally. What Zinoman does well with some commonly-known facts is put them in context. To explain the evolution of how Rosemary’s Baby went from a gimmick-ready William Castle film to the Oscar winning classic it became while following it up with an examination of Peter Bogdanovich’s controversial yet rarely discussed Boris Karloff vehicle Targets helps to create a dynamic timeline of the new horror cinema.


A writer for the New York Times, Jason Zinoman clearly knows and cares for genre films, and it’s refreshing to hear a balanced but passionate voice on the subject. Though  his closing chapters feel a tad too dismissive of modern horror, Zinoman does make a strong case for just why these titans of blood and guts will probably never quite be matched. It’s not that their films are perfect (in fact, even the author seems to objectively point out one issue or another with virtually all of the touchstones on display here) but the mere combination of U.S. culture and the newfound independent market simply gave way to a type of filmmaking that tapped into something deeper than ever before or, so far, since. “These are movies that want to confuse you, in part because getting lost focuses the attention on the terror of uncertainty,” writes Zinoman. “They endure, like great art does.”

Shock Value isn’t the end-all for genre studies, but those on the lookout for a good read on the subject will most certainly find some new nuggets worthy of exploration. While there's plenty of ground around and within the films that could still use some attention, the book provides an interesting thesis on the development of modern horror while also offering a few new perspectives on classic and underlooked films.  It may also give you plenty to argue with, so pack some post-its in your beach bag and enjoy some summer reading the right way.



Sunday, October 31, 2010

Happy Halloween!

From me and my new best friend.


Also, my Halloween weapon.


Which, in case you're confused, uneducated, or a terrible person unacquainted with Labyrinth, is a key ingredient in this:


May the spirit of candy corn be strong with you all.


Sunday, June 6, 2010

Gimme Five

You may have noticed that this blog’s poll has been stagnant now far longer than usual. I typically like to start each month with a fresh question that gauges my audience’s taste in one random field or another.
So why, you may be wondering, has May’s Cinco de Pollo not made a June exit? The cynical may say it’s due to slackerdom on my part, but those true of heart should trust in my powers to know I’m simply speechless over the recent results.
It’s an industrious little franchise that reaches the 5 mark. Also quite often, a stale one scrounging for spark. Looking at the choices I assembled, how in the Hellraiser: Inferno did Halloween 5 and Friday the 13th V: A New Beginning get so close to nipping at the tiny heels of Seed of Chucky?
Before I get ahead of myself, let’s take a quick moment to examine the runners-up:
Children of the Corn V: Fields of Terror (Zero votes)


A terrible title and a film I apparently watched on the SyFy Channel a few months back, yet have absolutely no memory of. Did the Men In Black stop by the Bronx, or is this really that forgettable? Hard to believe, considering IMDB includes David Carradine and my dream pimp, Fred Williamson in the cast. 
Hellraiser: Inferno (1%)


A film I definitely have never seen (and not just mentally blocked), this fifth installment has no Clive Barker backing but does star Nightbreed hunk Craig Sheffer and Ajax himself, James Remar. The latter makes me happy, but the latter also popped up for a scene or two in The Unborn  and look how well that turned out.
Leprechaun in Da Hood (3%)


As surprised as I was at the poor showing of this wannabe cult classic, I’ll chalk some of the sway over to that other (far superior) horror comedy starring a different vertically challenged redhead. Despite a superb premise, watching Warwick Davis rap is far less fun than should ever be possible.
A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child (4%)


Maybe not the worst of the series but certainly the dullest (though the more critically acclaimed New Nightmare works hard to take that title). You’d think that the complexity of fetal dreams could at least birth some subtext (even Freddy’s Revenge managed to salvage its awfulness via homosexual metaphors) but aside from the apparent pro-life stance taken so early, this fifth Freddy romp is devoid of just about anything interesting. Lisa Wilcox’s Alice enters with mild residual sympathy, but her new batch of everyone’s-got-a-gimmick friends don’t bring much weight to the saga. Aside from a neat-enough comic book inspired death, Nightmare 5 is a snooze.
Hannibal Rising (6%)


There was a time when I was really excited to see this film. Most of that yearning came from the fact that Dominic “McNulty” West and Kevin “Lucious Vorenus” McKidd were listed in the credits. Four of you readers out there in the world would, it would seem, convince me to indeed rekindle that urge I once had. Perhaps one day when I find myself with a meat craving, I shall.
Saw V (6%)


The worst of the series and the epitome of what people who haven’t seen the films (but really want to complain about them anyway) would use as ammunition. Convoluted plot, characters we have no investment in, various loose ends, and an uninspired setup that manages to recycle plot points from just about every film before it. Power to Saw VI  for rescuing a franchise I had almost declared dead (Donny Walberg head smash dead, not Dr. Gordon is-he-or-isn’t-he deadish).
Diary of the Dead (8%)


In my personal estimation, Romero’s fifth in his Dead quintology (well now, sextology? stop giggling) series receives some unfair panning. Its weaknesses are glaring, but so were Day of the Dead’s (actors without indoor voices anyone?) and I will argue to my death that were the monotone narration removed, this would be considered a genuinely okay film.
Halloween 5 (22%)


Danielle Harris returns to give another fine underage performance, but aside from that, I have absolutely no idea why 14 of you presumably smart, kind and beautiful readers find anything to love about this lesser slasher. Enlighten me. Please.
Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning (22%)


Much like Halloween 5, this (spoiler alert) Jason-free installment teases audiences with the possibility that the previous film’s child survivor is now donning a dime store mask to match a bloody weapon. It's a tease that doesn't pay off, and the film's sole interest point seems to be the utter sleaziness it proudly sports. Are there really people out there in the world that dare to cite this a superior film to Jason Takes Manhattan???
The Winner, thank goobers:


Seed of Chucky (25%)
I’ve yet to fully expand on why I love this gleefully camped-out entry, but for now, heed my recommendation that if you haven’t seen Seed of Chucky, you're missing out on something really neat. 


It’s funny. 


It’s gross. 


Touching. 




Rather adorable. 




Bizarre.


And John Waters gets a cameo. 



Get to it.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Arachna-Zombia



You may notice that I have never really said an awful word about Twilight, a series I’m sure to despise. Part of is that I give minor endorsement to any piece of writing that gets young people reading. More importantly, I’ve never actually watched one of the films. One day I will, preferably with a friend and refrigerator full of beer. I already anticipate taking sips every time the pretty dude storms off, based on this excellent mashup of of Twilight and Buffy. I imagine being very drunk.
This brings me to 2006’s Day of the Dead, a film I’d avoided discussing with the same amount of persistance as that I’d used to avoid actually seeing. With Instant Watch burning and my mind needing some numbing following the density of Antichrist , the time had come.

Quick Plot: A small, often referred to as ‘shithole’ town in Colorado gets hit by a zombie virus and the army fails to maintain order. That’s enough, right?
See, after I watched this movie, I fell asleep and had an epically detailed dream about a fast-paced zombie invasion. Strange thing was, I woke up being able to fully recap every plot turn as I and some unknown REM extras dodged the leaping undead through rainy streets, empty schools, and strangely abandoned mansions with secret passageways at every turn. It was genuinely exciting.
And not written by screenwriter Jeffrey Riddick. 
Day of the Dead received some pretty intense hatred, particularly from diehard fans of Romero’s 1988 original. While I have some serious issues with what I believe is Romero’s weakest in the series (how much shouting can one audience member sit through before we start to root for Captain Rhodes?), I can also admit that as a remake, this 2008 version is kind of ridiculous and somewhat indicative of what so many genre fans hate about the trend. Tom Savini hit a career high with the flaky rotting corpses shambling around in ’88 while the true ‘horror’ of the film’s theme lied more in how humans reacted than the carnivorous monsters themselves. In this version, there’s no time for anything but PCP high CGI animated hurdle jumpers chomping their way through hohum characters we don’t even hate enough to want dead.

Well, there is Nick Cannon, giving one of the worst performances this side of straight-to-DVD hell. Not to mention the new version of Dr. ‘Frankentsein’ Logan, now played as a Grey’s Anatomy reject with bland smarm. Mena Suvari’s laughable army corporal makes Linda Cardellini look like Meryl Streep, but she points her face in the right direction for what I assume was a 90% green screen shot filming process so for that she can have a cupcake. 

As hard as I’m being on Day of the Dead, I didn’t hate it nearly as much as I expected to. Don’t get me wrong: it’s bad. We’re talking cliched to the extreme, the kind of film that features the roomiest heating vents since Demonic Toys and a zooming-in-on-the-virus shot that looks worse than the 3D ride into hell in the sixth Nightmare On Elm St. The zombies do everything from crawl up walls to leap out of fifth floor windows without so much as a twisted ankle, something sure to miff most moviegoers who know a thing or two about biology. Much like the far more enjoyable Dawn of the Dead remake, all the thrills are made in the name of quick adrenaline rushes that go away as soon as they pass. 



Also, much like the far more enjoyable Dawn of the Dead remake, Ving Rhames receives a paycheck.
High Points
In no way was I sold on Suvari’s military cred, but I appreciate the attempt to make a female a worthy leader. Annalyne McCord’s surprisingly aggressive (and not surprisingly annoying) girlfriend also brings a nice change from the typical screaming teenager by actually taking initiative when it comes to defense.

Low Points
I have no problem with filmmakers reinventing the undead, but can they at least do so by providing the zombies with some center of gravity? I don’t know if I was watching acrobats or arachnids, but they certainly weren’t in any way once human beings.
If I allowed one of my cats to play with my Macbook, I’m fairly certain that either Joplin or Mookie--neither of whom is in any way an intelligent feline--would create better looking CGI effects than what was shown onscreen in this movie
Lessons Learned
Female corporals look ever so adorable with earrings

White people always want to split up
Fat men fall down a lot
If and when the zompacalypse hits, head to the nearest vegetarian restaurant. Even if it’s already invaded, you’ll be safe.
Your girlfriend may be slightly offended if you offer her money in exchange for sex
Mysterious Zen Question 
If zombies can and do occasionally eat their own body parts, how can they still exist in one piece?

Rent/Bury/Buy
As far as Instant Watch zombie flicks go, you could, it pains me to say, do far worse. I’m not really recommending this film, but if you’re in the mood for a modern, empty headed horror, it’s not the worst thing you could do to yourself. Maybe because my expectations were lowered to the extreme and I was only streaming the film, it just didn’t offend me in the same way as something like It’s Alive ’09. The effects are atrocious and the acting dull. Most of the action is obvious and the survivors easier to predict than the Best Supporting Actor category in this Oscar telecast. But eh. It’s there. Watch it once if you’re curious or need a mind nap, or stay away if you want to stay happy and content. Just don’t complain until you give it a chance.
And then complain all you want.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Water Water Everywhere But Not a Drop To Drink



The Crazies is a perfectly passable horror movie.
But it’s not nearly as frightening as The Blind Side.
Sigh. I’ll get to what I’m declaring The Most Racist Movie To Ever Probably Win An Oscar in another day or so (it’s horrific, hence I’m reviewing it) but for now, here’s Breck Eisner’s decent, if uninspired spin on George Romero’s imperfect (yet perfectly loved by me) 1973 non-zombie zombie-esque film.
Quick Plot: In an idyllic Iowan town where the sun beams and stars twinkle, a high school baseball game is interrupted by the reformed Town Drunk stumbling into right field with a shotgun. Town Sheriff David Dutton (Timothy Olyphant, forever holder of a free movie pass following his way-better-than-it-had-to-be performance in A Perfect Getaway) saves the day by blowing his face off. This seems to upset School Principal, but David’s understanding (and expectant) wife/Town Doctor Judy (Silent Hill’s Radha Mitchell) and loyal Deputy Russell (The Ruins’ brokeback Joe Anderson) are there for support. Town Historian, Local Undertaker, and Mayor don’t comment, although Local Farming Family soon follows the opening disaster with another tragic fate.
Two things you’ve probably noticed from my review:
  1. In terms of the cast, there’s a fair amount of modern horror cred (The Signal’s Justin Welborn and Friday the 13th: Part XII’s Danielle Panabraker round it out)
  2. Just about every character is quite easily defined by Sesame Street's Who Are The People In Your Neighborhood style professions.
If you’ve seen George Romero’s flawed, but weirdly effective original, you know the basic hook. A biological weapon has been accidentally released on the sweet hamlet of Ogdan Nash--I mean, Ogden Marsh--and its major downside is that it drives the general population violently--and occasionally, giddily--bonkers. The government quickly swoops in to stabilize the situation, but anyone that’s ever seen a movie knows that a civil employee in a HAZMAT suit brings less good vibes than a Red Sox fan at Yankee Stadium.
Chaos quickly ensues as the townspeople are rounded up by menacing soldiers. Where the original soared in these messy moments of government order failing to hold up in rec centers and school gyms, 30+ years later, these scenes are standard to almost any contamination zombie flick. Eisner offers nothing new in that department, although a moment of suspense involving a pitchfork and a gurney is a decent thrill. 

Where The Crazies works best is, surprisingly, in a few more pointed and quiet moments of actual human emotion. Even hardened city folk such as yours truly can’t help but be charmed by some of Ogden Marsh’s sunshine, making the eerily empty streets lined with mom ‘n pop shops slightly poignant. At one point, Judy and David approach the perfect home where they were going to build a family, now having seen their neighbors tear each other to pieces in the school their child would have eventually attended. That in itself is horrific, as is the slow realization that one of the more likable characters is infected.

It’s strange that I would find those smaller beats so much more interesting than, say, night shots of Crazies climbing over government guarded fences. Perhaps it’s a testament to the solid cast and surprisingly strong script in contrast to the uninspired direction of Eisner, but the actual attacks are simply kind of trite. A car wash ambush is filled with tension, but like the characters, we can’t really see a thing going on and therefore have very little sense of what the danger actually is. 
I realize this review is taking a very negative turn, which is unfortunate because I liked this movie. It’s fine. Well-acted. Pretty landscape. Some neat violence. Appropriately downbeat when it needs to be. Adequate in every way, and even fairly respectful in nodding to the original while being a thing of its own. I just wish “its own” meant that, and not like every other slick remake made in the past ten years. I dare you to not think about some of the more visceral thrills of Alexander Aja’s Hills Have Eyes during much of The Crazies’ action sequences. I double dare you to be nearly as impressed.

High Points
A quietly eerie cameo from Lynn Lowry provides a knowing, but not annoying wink to fans of the original
Part of the messiness of Romero’s original comes from the lack of focus in storyline, as it volleys between the civilian heroes and the government trying in vain to solve the problem. One of the remake’s best decisions is to view all the action from David and Judy’s point of view. All we know about the Trixie virus is filtered through the bits of intel from randomly stopped soldiers, keeping the audience as in the dark as our desperate characters
Low Points
While Eisner proves his competence behind the camera, all of the close combat action sequences are either terribly staged or dreadfully edited. The first major fight between David and a buzz-saw wielding Crazy is intense, but there’s no sense of where the two men fighting hand-to-hand are in relation to each other, something not helped by speed-of-light cuts. Similarly, a moment where Judy hides in a closet with corpses lacks any suspense since we have no idea how the closet is laid out. When a very tall and assumedly strong Crazy opens the door to look for life, we see a shot of him, rather than his point of view. It’s a ridiculous moment when even we don’t know where he should be looking.
One shoot-the-guy-just-before-he-kills-a-protagonist scene is a relief. Three is pushing it.

Lessons Learned
Iowa weather is a mystery. You can wear a winter coat on a sunny afternoon only to take a dip in a swimming pool ten minutes later
Town Sheriff never pays for coffee
“Wait here” are two of the stupidest words you can say to a loved one when martial law is in effect and psychotic super strong humanoids are on the hunt
It takes a really long time to strangle a man to death (although, as A Perfect Getaway proved, Lord Olyphant is really hard to kill)

See/Skip/Sneak In
As theatrical horror remakes in 2010 go, The Crazies is perfectly adequate, much along the same lines as another remake of an imperfect, but important 1970s film Last House On the Left. Those sensitive to jump scares may have a great time, while others who prefer the strange madness of the original (like the uber creepy scene where Day of the Dead’s Dr. Frankenstein puts the moves on his own daughter) will find the film lacking in anything memorable. To endorse R-rated horror, give it your matinee money. Otherwise, slip in after something better or wait for the sure to be “unrated” DVD (meaning, as is standard for the ‘00s editions, filled with four extra minutes of exposition and eleven seconds of additional CGI blood).