tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post3868586177973069987..comments2024-03-27T12:35:33.631-04:00Comments on The Deadly Doll's House of Horror Nonsense: We're Gonna Need a Bigger Pair of GlassesUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger7125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-27260689052816427192013-01-10T16:47:03.257-05:002013-01-10T16:47:03.257-05:00SERIOUSLY?!!! That is simply amazing. WAYYYYYY bet...SERIOUSLY?!!! That is simply amazing. WAYYYYYY better than Snakes On a Plane! <br /><br />Now I hope they make a Jaws 5 just to reuse that!deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-87537369980179549212013-01-10T16:44:39.588-05:002013-01-10T16:44:39.588-05:00The real shame about this movie is that they didn&...The real shame about this movie is that they didn't keep the original title (from when Joe Dante was going to direct it):<br /><br />Jaws 3 People 0<br />Pearcehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04585713305682813718noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-45420056209576177772013-01-09T13:50:41.131-05:002013-01-09T13:50:41.131-05:00Damnit, now I need to watch this movie AGAIN!Damnit, now I need to watch this movie AGAIN!deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-73895672889403762262013-01-09T13:22:25.424-05:002013-01-09T13:22:25.424-05:00The best part of this movie (other than Louis Goss...The best part of this movie (other than Louis Gossett Jr saying "The damn shark's mutha!?!"), is watching the tour guide in the Undersea Kingdom basically paw one of the tourists throughout every scene after the tunnel floods. If you watch those scenes again, you'll notice that the guy in the flannel shirt keeps getting what amounts to a groping from this park employee, even though there are other people there for her to comfort. <br /><br />Never mind the family trauma caused by the numerous shark sightings or the cases of post traumatic stress your children will face having seen a shark die before their very eyes, I smell a sexual harassment lawsuit in this park's future. <br /><br />It's really no wonder that guy was first to exit the tunnel after the water receded. He's heading off to his lawyer.<br /><br />Chris (No overtiiiimmmeee!!!!)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-46229754012036776492013-01-09T07:20:22.432-05:002013-01-09T07:20:22.432-05:00I need to watch Jaws: The Revenge. I've seen b...I need to watch Jaws: The Revenge. I've seen bits of it here and there, but I've never sat myself in lockdown and plowed through. I owe it to Michael Caine. <br /><br />And Kevin, I'm jealous. If they showed Jaws 3D on the big screen TODAY I would probably love it!deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-85465517203153762982013-01-09T03:53:47.259-05:002013-01-09T03:53:47.259-05:00If you had seen this in the movie theater(in 3D) w...If you had seen this in the movie theater(in 3D) when you were 13 like me, you would have loved it. Styrofoam shark and all. :)Kangashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05306092145547452231noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-20742438143725125372013-01-09T01:20:25.188-05:002013-01-09T01:20:25.188-05:00The body count is only 4?! *head explodes* Santa k...The body count is only 4?! *head explodes* Santa killed more people than that in Goodbye, 20th Century! But then again, he might have destroyed the whole world, a feat even the roaring shark who can locate random people wherever they go in the world would be hard presed to do!<br /><br />It's funny that the people behind Jaws: The Revenge were quick to pretend that this entry doesn't exist, yet their movie was a million times worse than Jaws 3(D) ever was!Chris Hewsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11566568274862884325noreply@blogger.com