tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post7267219852928473092..comments2024-03-27T12:35:33.631-04:00Comments on The Deadly Doll's House of Horror Nonsense: Reader Recommendation: Alone In the DarkUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-27153967235683525532010-10-23T11:07:45.523-04:002010-10-23T11:07:45.523-04:00Nice blog.Nice blog.amynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-87543851554863484222010-10-23T09:12:55.146-04:002010-10-23T09:12:55.146-04:00See, I don't mind Uwe Boll when he's makin...See, I don't mind Uwe Boll when he's making something interesting. Alone In the Dark is just dull beyond words.<br /><br />I brought this up a little bit on the feedback show for GoF. You know how I feel about Denise Richards, but in all honesty, Tara Reid makes her look like Milla Jovovovovovvovich in terms of acting ability.deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-71673277208520397032010-10-22T19:58:46.068-04:002010-10-22T19:58:46.068-04:00Hey now! Y'all need to stop picking on Tara R...Hey now! Y'all need to stop picking on Tara Reid! (I imagine she's so down in the dredges, she'd even consider a date with moi. I will NOT have this screwed up! ;) )<br /><br />I think I've mentioned this before with Uwe Boll: I do not hate him as a director. Some of his movies I outright dislike, but there are others with such weird charm, I can't help but enjoy them. "Alone in the Dark" falls in the, "I'm bored", catagory. I agree so little happens that it's really hard to maintain focus on the film. <br /><br />Also, giving this a bit of a GoF connection: Who makes a more convincing "scientist" woman: Tara Reid from this, or Denise Richards from "Tomorrow Never Dies"?Metal Mikeyhttp://metalmikey.libsyn.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-75485939692133689922010-10-21T21:50:01.069-04:002010-10-21T21:50:01.069-04:00Andrew, the glasses are only half. Without a bun, ...Andrew, the glasses are only half. Without a bun, Tara Reid still can't find her way out of a bathroom stall.<br /><br />And oh Cortez, I'd hate to imagine where that lockjaw came from.deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-3808999379254858762010-10-21T20:11:39.754-04:002010-10-21T20:11:39.754-04:00Tara Reid always has her mouthole agape in films. ...Tara Reid always has her mouthole agape in films. Its like her face has a permanent case of lockjaw.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-11964290955858636932010-10-21T18:14:16.128-04:002010-10-21T18:14:16.128-04:00Brilliant thought by Uwe Boll: "Put some glas...Brilliant thought by Uwe Boll: "Put some glasses on Tara Reid, and she'll look like a scientist!"<br /> HA!Andrewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13517857978576422454noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-72642664152228857302010-10-21T14:25:50.288-04:002010-10-21T14:25:50.288-04:00OR he'll assume you front some sort of laid ba...OR he'll assume you front some sort of laid back band. I mean, if Uwe googles "Steve Miller," I'm sure he'll get easily distracted by space cowboys and decide to make a movie about them, then forget to continue his search for yet another naysayer.<br /><br />Excited to hear about your book! And I LOVE the play on the title!deadlydollshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06061028044836745499noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1003758772971289930.post-91208153459568670902010-10-21T14:18:43.607-04:002010-10-21T14:18:43.607-04:00That last picture reminds me that I need to change...That last picture reminds me that I need to change my name and go into hiding. I have a book coming out in which I say unkind things about a couple of Uwe Boll's movies.<br /><br />Or maybe I'll get lucky... he'll go beat some OTHER Steve Miller, like the guy who writes sci-fi novels!Steve Millerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11263633883997493518noreply@blogger.com